Tanaka Flamed

Late breaking news has it that New College staff caught blowing smoke up prospective students at this evening’s open house were busted by enrolled students handing out information packets. Word on the street is the new consultant, Greg Tanaka — hired by the administration to con WASC — was seen bullying two alumnae present to keep an eye on the escalating fraud. (Must have had visions of his juicy new contract going down the tubes.) President Hamilton himself is reported as having freaked out in front of the innocents he was hoping to fleece. Associate Registrar Craig Rasmussen also threw his considerable weight around trying to corner and harass two alumnae moms in the New College cafe.

I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to read tomorrow’s report at SSOS.

~ by Jay Taber on July 26, 2007.