Dumb Founded

Formal reports are expected imminently, but preliminary analysis is that a new wave of mindless idiots — inspired by the teabagging episode — has entered the electoral arena as candidates, with GOP and industry agents recruiting them to harness their anti-social energy to more focused objectives. Initial estimates of the situation are that — unlike the property rights fundamentalists of the mid 1990s — these malcontents have difficulty mastering the most simple tasks of communicating in the public realm–literally standing stunned before audiences when asked such difficult questions as, “What credentials do you bring to public affairs?”.

~ by Jay Taber on November 1, 2009.

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